Top Ten Creepy One-Liners

Let’s have a little fun, shall we? Scary (or humorous, depending on your viewpoint) One-liners:

1. Getting up at 3AM to close closet doors you didn’t open.

2. Being woken by the growling dog, wondering, “Who’s there?” and then remembering you don’t have a dog.

3. When the baby monitor goes off — in the attic.

4. When your S/O comes to bed – three nights after their funeral.

5. You think the face in the mirror looks a little scary — and it’s not yours.

6. Ah! The sound of laughing children. In the middle of the night. And you’re childless.

7. That realization that what’s under your bed doesn’t have a monster code of ethics.

8. You hear something under your bed. You look. It’s another you.

9. The heads in the fridge begin to chant.

10. You look in the mirror. Your reflection is pointing at something behind you.

Can you think of any creepy one-liners?



12 thoughts on “Top Ten Creepy One-Liners

  1. You wake up in the middle of the night, look up and someone’s staring down at you from the ceiling.

    Waking up and finding the loft hatch isn’t there but you can’t see anyone in your room. Yet.

    Being woken up by someone whispering your name over and over.

    Those are a few that get me anyway.

  2. I have one for you and, in fact, it happened when I lived in London.

    You are alone in the flat. It’s 1am and you’re about to lie down in bed. Suddenly, someone knocks at the door of your room. Stupidly you ask “Who is it?” And there’s silence. You ignore the situation, and then you listen to that “someone” knocking the door again. Only this time, instead of asking, you go and open the door. No one is there. You check the flat and realised you’re all alone. When you go back to the room, you remember that the floor creaks when someone is at the door of your room. Then, who knocked on the door? o.O

    This is one of many strange things that happened to me there. 😉

  3. You were asleep. It is awakened by the impact and the feeling that just fall off a precipice. You are on your bed, wearing his pajamas teddies.

  4. While looking in the mirror you notice that you have a new birthmark on you face and you remember seeing the same mark on a picture of a dead man posted on the news.

  5. You wake from a reoccurring nightmare that you are brutally murdered at 12:06. You look at your clock, it’s 12:04…

    You notice your reflection blink…

    You put your son to bed, he asks you to check underneath for monsters. Smiling, you look only to notice your son underneath crying, “daddy, there’s someone in my bed.”

    My wife woke me up to check on the baby last night. She died during childbirth two years ago…

  6. a father is laying in bed after just waking up, he grabs the baby monitor and walks to his desk in his office at home, he has his baby on the baby monitor and hears his wife singing to her, he cracks a smile as he hears his wife “Go to sleep… go to sleep…” When suddenly the front door opens up and his wife comes in with groceries.

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